The musings of a stay-at-home mommy who is learning to live simply, by God's grace, one day at a time.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Cell phone babies
Monday, December 15, 2008
Meeting Clifford the big red dog
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Atheist holiday
This is a joke that was e-mailed to me, so I had to post it here because it cracked me up!
In Florida , an atheist created a case against the
upcoming Easter & Passover holy days. He hired an
attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews &
observances of their holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists
had no such recognized day(s).
The case was brought before a judge.
After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge
banged his gavel declaring, 'Case dismissed.'
The lawyer immediately stood objecting
to the ruling saying, 'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?
The Christians have
Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client & all
other atheists have no such holidays.'
The judge leaned forward in his chair
saying, 'But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant.' The lawyer
said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for
atheists.'
The judge said, 'The calendar says
April 1st is 'April Fools Day.'
Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool says in his heart, there is no
God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there
is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his
day.
Court is
adjourned.
In Florida , an atheist created a case against the
upcoming Easter & Passover holy days. He hired an
attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews &
observances of their holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists
had no such recognized day(s).
The case was brought before a judge.
After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge
banged his gavel declaring, 'Case dismissed.'
The lawyer immediately stood objecting
to the ruling saying, 'Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?
The Christians have
Christmas, Easter & others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client & all
other atheists have no such holidays.'
The judge leaned forward in his chair
saying, 'But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant.' The lawyer
said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for
atheists.'
The judge said, 'The calendar says
April 1st is 'April Fools Day.'
Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool says in his heart, there is no
God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there
is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his
day.
Court is
adjourned.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Ronnie's first snow
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
O Holy Night
Here are the lyrics to one of my absolute favorite Christmas hymns. I plan to post the lyrics to some my favorites ones as we lead up to Christ's birth. You can read the passion and conviction the writer had to proclaim Christ's birth and His salvation.
O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth.
Long lay the world in sin and error pining.
Till He appeared and the Soul felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.
Fall on your knees! O, hear the angel voices!
O night divine, the night when Christ was born;
O night, O Holy Night , O night divine!
O night, O Holy Night , O night divine!
Led by the light of faith serenely beaming,
With glowing hearts by His cradle we stand.
O'er the world a star is sweetly gleaming,
Now come the wisemen from out of the Orient land.
The King of kings lay thus lowly manger;
In all our trials born to be our friends.
He knows our need, our weakness is no stranger,
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Truly He taught us to love one another,
His law is love and His gospel is peace.
Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother.
And in his name all oppression shall cease.
Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we,
With all our hearts we praise His holy name.
Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we,
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth.
Long lay the world in sin and error pining.
Till He appeared and the Soul felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.
Fall on your knees! O, hear the angel voices!
O night divine, the night when Christ was born;
O night, O Holy Night , O night divine!
O night, O Holy Night , O night divine!
Led by the light of faith serenely beaming,
With glowing hearts by His cradle we stand.
O'er the world a star is sweetly gleaming,
Now come the wisemen from out of the Orient land.
The King of kings lay thus lowly manger;
In all our trials born to be our friends.
He knows our need, our weakness is no stranger,
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Truly He taught us to love one another,
His law is love and His gospel is peace.
Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother.
And in his name all oppression shall cease.
Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we,
With all our hearts we praise His holy name.
Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we,
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
Monday, December 8, 2008
Christmas hymns
I just love the Christmas hymns that we sing in church during the Christmas season! We sang some yesterday at church, and we'll be singing them every Sunday through Christmas. There have not been too many other Christmas songs written since the hymns that truly reflect the real meaning of this season of Christ's birth. The writers of the days of old had such passion and conviction to share the message of Christ and the cross to the whole world. And you can hear it in the lyrics they wrote, and the wonderful music that accompanies it. In my opinion, there are just not many "new" songs out there that even come close to those wonderful hymns of Christmas. Here is a neat site where you can find the song sheet and lyrics to all the Christmas hymns. I hope you enjoy them this Christmas season as much as I do! Time to turn on some Christmas music here in the house!
http://christmassongbook.net/
http://christmassongbook.net/
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Vintage Fisher Price farm set
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